The role that Hugh Jackman, Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortensen all passed on has now been claimed by the Mighty Thor – Chris Hemsworth. He will star in Snow White and the Huntsman along with Kristen Stewart.
Hemsworth will of course play said Huntsman and Stewart will play perhaps the ugliest Snow White there could have ever been. She has the face of a rodent and I stand by that claim no matter what anyone says. So don’t anyone challenge me on it. Here is a plot synopsis, which of course could be completely different by the time a trailer is released:
An updated take on the Brothers Grimm tale, “Snow White and the Huntsman” follows Snow White (Kristen Stewart) after The Evil Queen (Charlize Theron) calls upon The Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth), to try to kill her. The Huntsman, who is haunted by the death of his wife by a white wolf, goes off to kill the innocent princess but then has a change of heart. He decides to mentor her and teach her to fight off The Evil Queen, thus turning her into a legendary heroine. –MovieNewz
I’m not sure what to make of this movie at all, but I can’t blame Hemsworth for taking the role. After Thor he’s going to be all over the place. He’s already set to star in Joss Whedon’s Cabin in the Woods and of course the Avengers. He is also starring in the remake of Red Dawn (filmed locally) which has already completed filming. The sky is the limit for this guy.
Grizzly Bomb 
Snow White looks totally Asian in that banner…
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it looks like someone hit her in the face with a frying pan.
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First off, Master Splinter is waaaay cooler than Kristin Stewart. Plot idea: The awkward, fumbling Snow White falls for a hammer-weilding vampire prince, who, instead of being impressed by her stammering, bashes her head in and drinks her blood. The Seven Dwarfs are then admitted into the witness protection program and forced to change their names to ACTUAL names miners would have, such as Darryl and Bob. Unfortunately for Grumpy, who doesn’t take to his new role as Jack the Miner, strikes out on his own and is captured and subjected to numerous dunks into kegs by gaffawing drunken bumpkins. The Evil Queen (who bears a strange resemblance to Justin Vinch circa 2004), is so pleased by finally being the fairest in all the land that she rules over all her minions justly and they live well and prosper. Awesome.
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She doesn’t look that rodenty. I still would. Her and Hemsworth.
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I agree, if anything looks more rodenty Miley Cyrus should be a runner up.
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I will say that I believe its odd that I looked up “splinter bomb” on Google Images and what comes up is a face of Kristen Stewart next to what looks like a muppet werewolf. As my interested self, I read this article and have never heard any news of this such”movie”. Frankly, I believe the movie “plot” sounds a lot better then that God foresaken “Little Red Riding Hood” movie. Just because Kristen Stewart is not a big-boobed, teen-star secret slut who makes peace signs in every fucking paparazzi picture, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give her a chance.
If anyone was wondering why I was looking up bombs on google images, it was because I believe Doris Miller’s storyisfucking awesome and I wanted a closer look. kids if you dont know who that is, its time to learn about a real bad ass.
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Kristen Stewart is stoned again. If she gets to look like a rodent then she will probably stay stoned the whole time. Te movie is going to flop big time!
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