TOTAL RECALL Trailer: Starring Colin Farrell and Kate Beckinsale’s Ass.

Last week we talked a little bit about the upcoming Total Recall remake, and made fun of the fact that they released a trailer for the trailer. Which we ate up. Well now the actual trailer is out and we thought you might like to see it.

A few things we learn from this trailer…

John Cho looks super awesome with his blonde hair. Not stupid at all. Seriously. Not a douche.

We get no Mars this time around, which likely means no mutants, and we’re all but guaranteed to have no chicks with 3 boobs. What’s that all about?

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